Spoof Text

Goat Jumping into Deep Hole

Two men were walking through the woods and come across a very big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." One replied,"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and we will see how deep this hole is." Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geez. That is really deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." After that, they pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. but no noise they heard.

Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's must make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But, not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a goat jump into the hole? Then, not long after that, out of the woods comes a farmer. He seemed to seek something and asked to the two men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole, they answer straightly,"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A goat came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my goat. Because my goat was chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the two men.

Question...

1.       What kind of text above?

a.       Analytical

b.      Recount text

c.       Report text

d.      Spoof

e.      Announcement

2.       Where the story happen?

a.       In the wood

b.      In a village

c.       In the bus station

d.      In the home

e.      In the school

3.       What is seen by two men in the woods?

a.       A train

b.      A deep hole

c.       A high tree

d.      A deep river

e.      A tiger

4.       How a goat out of the woods?

a.       Running like the wind

b.      Go down like the rain

c.       Running slowly

d.      Walking like the wind

e.      Walking slowly

5.       Who is looking for a goat?

a.       Two mans

b.      A tiger

c.       A farmer

d.      Two farmers

e.      A man

DESCRIPTIVE TEXT

CHAMELEON

Chameleon is one of unique animals in Indonesia, in Sundanese language, it is called “Londok”.

A chameleon is rarely founded in a crowded place. But, we can find many chameleons in villages, gardens, or forest, it has many differences from the other animals like in its body shapes and the ways it lifes.

Firstly, if we look a chameleon and guessed  its size it can be for about thirty cm, it has a long tail and the tail is longer than its body, its head has many sides and corners, its dorsal is young green, and chameleon can change its color if it feel bothered according to anything he steps.

The last is the ways of chameleons life. The chameleons eat some kinds of insects, like butterfly, dragonfly, fly, moth and many so on. In other to trick its prey, the chameleon stay in sprout, so the prey are interested to come into the chameleon’s tongue stick outward to catch the prey.

Because of its unique, many people like this animal even make it as their pet.

Prosedure text

How To Make Delicious and Healthy Yogurt

Yogurt is milk which deliberately created through bacterial fermentation process. Yogurt can be made from animal milk, soy milk,  cow's milk, etc.

Of fermentation of milk sugar (lactose) produced lactic acid, lactic acid produced from fermentation processes play a role in the yield of milk protein gel texture and flavor in yogurt. Fermentation process and how to make yogurt is actually not difficult and can make it at home. In addition to savings in expenditure may be traded for a production home can actually turn a profit. Well then how do I make it??

Ingredients :  

Ø  1000 ml Milk (any kind of milk).

Ø  1/2 cup yogurt starter / Plain Yogurt (yogurt that still contains living bacteria / probiotic bacteria).

How to Make Your Own Healthy and Delicious Yogurt :

1.     Pour the milk into a saucepan and heat it over low heat or by using the oven with the temperature around 85 degrees Celsius while stir gently . You have to consider during the process of heating, the milk don’t too boil and get burnt at the bottom. The process of milk heating aims to change the structure of the proteins milk that turn into a solid.

2.    if you think it is enough, lift and cool the milk by dipping the pan into a large bowl or other container in the given water while stirring it slowly until the milk reaches the temperature around 43 degrees Celsius.

3.    If it reaches the desired temperature, pour plain yogurt or yogurt with live bacteria into the pot of milk. Flatting through stirring up till the two materials mix overall.

4.    Move the liquid milk that has mixed with plain yogurt into a clean container , then cover tightly or it can be closed tightly with plastic so that the incubation process is running well.

5.    In the incubation process set aside the liquid yogurt so that the bacteria grow and thrive. Keep the temperature around 38 degrees Celsius . This process takes around 7 hours . The longer set aside the acidity levels will be higher and will be more viscous the texture.

6.    After settling for about 7 hours or it has been thickened chill for several hours before consumption . This would preserve or increase expiration time of yogurt for 1-2 weeks.